February 2011
January 2011
I really wish I could
look into a mirror, and say “I’m beautiful”
Last night I wore my "Frankenstien shoes" to 2 of...
They are my tallest platforms but they’re pretty comfy and I feel high fashion when I wear them. I got extremely intoxicated off of a bad mix of scotch and vodka at karaoke lounge. I stepped out of the women’s washroom stall and fell flat on my face, violently spraining my ankle. I got up, washed my hands and walked away. I think all the booze made me numb to the excruciating pain.
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Some girl on facebook's status is "one week...
g-morning-sun-shine asked: i saw this quote on tumblr and thought about this one post you had
"A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all, at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male is actually the same. And once the dominate gene takes over for a male, the clit actually develops into a penis, so technically,...
"A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all, at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male is actually the same. And once the dominate gene takes over for a male, the clit actually develops into a penis, so technically,...
tobivsreality:
thestrangedays:
mtrinh91:
Smack her with a dick. Smack her with a dick. Smack her with a dick. Smack her with a dick.
And put a dick her ear.
Dick in her ear.
Dick in her ear.
Dick in the-
Dick in the ear.
Fuck her in the eye.
Fuck her in the eye,
Fuck her in the eye
Fuck her in the eye
BLIND THE BITCH!
I love my friends <3
Smack her with a dick. Smack her with a dick. Smack her with a dick. Smack her with a dick.
Because I spilled my tea on one of those flippy...
mtrinh says:
*AURH
*I NEED TO GO ON A MISSION TO BURN ALL OF THOSE DESKS
Amanda says:
*can it be our mission
*like we travel across the country
*and have a flame thrower
mtrinh says:
*the genocide of old school desk/chairs
Karaoke bitches.
thestrangedays:
I need to generate a list of really horrible songs to karaoke Saturday night (while sufficiently intoxicated). So far, it’s:
Destiny’s Child - Survivor
Sisqo - The Thong Song
Ashanti - Foolish
Madonna - Like a Prayer
Kelly Clarkson - Since U Been Gone
Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
Celine Dion - A New Day Has Come (This one’s for Tobi.)
here’s my list so far =)
boyz II...
“The Notebook” Inspired Engagement Shoot
thestrangedays:
theslyestfox:
talkingbird-:
fuckyeahweddingideas:
omg OMG i want my engagement photos like this! this is such an awesome idea.
Sort of ashamed to admit that I am completely in love with this. Getting soft in my old aaaaaage!
J, you know the drill.
sengalagnes asked: This is so you && me! : http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=FOREVER21&category%5Fname=whatsnew%5Fall&product%5Fid=2000008676&Page=1 Our favorite thing into one! Hello kitty + nautical theme = LOVE! <3 I hope you like it!
helloslocki:
I SERIOUSLY STARED AT THIS FOR...